Graben (Vienna, Austria)

Crowded with tourists
They came from so far away
To eat McDonalds.

Rosenberger Marktrestaurant (Vienna, Austria)

Hungry, so we stopped
Cafeteria with kitsch
Wein Cracker Barrel.

Le Meridien Hotel (Vienna, Austria)

Fancy and upscale
Free drinks, soft bed, great staff
Toilet could be stronger.

Cafe Kor (Budapest, Hungary)

Wine, beer, cheese, bread, soup
Steak, salad, duck, and pastry
All for fifty bucks!

Taxi Cabs (Budapest, Hungary)

Cabs are cheap and fast
Do not hail one off the street
Kidnapping ensues.

Szimpla Kert (Budapest, Hungary)

Lots of young people
Both cool and bohemian
Eat it, Joe Stalin

House of Terror (Budapest, Hungary)

Scary, well done look
At World War II and Commies
Glad I'm from the States.

Cari Mamma (Budapest, Hungary)

If your mom could make
Pizza that tastes this awesome
You would visit more.

Jewish Quarter (Budapest, Hungary)

Used to be ghetto
Now some quiet tree-lined streets
And kosher butchers.

Hungarian Jewish Museum (Budapest, Hungary)

Treasures from our past
Make me proud to be a Jew
And then, the Holocaust.

The Great Synagogue (Budapest, Hungary)

Fabulous design
Ornate, striking, impressive
Take that, old churches!

M Restaurant (Budapest, Hungary)

Tastes like it's Top Chef
But priced like Ruby Tuesday's
Thank you, communism.

Budavári Palota (Budapest, Hungary)

Palace built for kings
Destroyed and rebuilt again
This time, with snack bars.

Castle Hill (Budapest, Hungary)

Stunning views, big hills
Wear some comfortable shoes
Cobblestones abound.

Chef Parade (Budapest, Hungary)

Great experience
Tons of paprikash to eat
Also, old tourists.

Duomo (Milan, Italy)

Giant, gorgeous church
Peddlers honor Jesus Christ
By stealing from you.

Santa Maria delle Grazie (Milan, Italy)

Famous church with art
Hoped to see the Last Supper
But closed on Mondays.

Dosso 18 (Milan, Italy)

Tasty, cheap, and quick
Served on a pleasant morning
Should we move here now?

Olive Garden (Orlando, FL)

It's always the same
Good food, low prices, but wait
This one has a bar.

Hyatt Regency Grand Cypress (Orlando, FL)

Giant plush resort
Thousands of rooms, conventions
Parking close? No chance.

Sheraton Safari (Orlando, FL)

It's a Sheraton
Like an old, burned down restaurant
Is still a restaurant.

Budget Rent-A-Car (Orlando, FL)

One group took an hour
Someone clearly that stupid
Should not drive a car.